I Found Some!
Check out these gladiators I got from H&M for $40.
It is ridiculous how hard it is to find a pair of mens gladiator sandals. And as I write this, I'm watching Year One with Michael Cera and Jack Black, and its awful, but there are so many amazing pairs of gladiators, it almost makes it worth watching. Anyways, these aren't my dream pair, but I love them anyways because I've searched forever!